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what was that ridiculous giggle that just escaped from my mouth I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INCREDIBLE CUTENESS
SO CUTE
oh jawn
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Every word ever spoken by Jim Moriarty.
omg it’s in order too…. TEARS!
HOLY BALLS
Holy everliving HELL
Currently reliving every fucking scene with this fabulous bitch in it.
Every time this turns up on my dash, I freak out internally. Externally if I’m alone.
But, FUCK, this is beautiful.
First Words: “Oh. Sorry.”
Last/Dying Words: “Good luck with that.”
/sobbing
*dead*
FEELLLLSSSSS -SOB SOB SOB-
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I can’t not read it in his purr. Damn you Andrew Scott, with your suit and your eyebrows and your fancy voice.
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“The 50th Anniversary Special is about looking to the future of Doctor Who, not dwelling on the past”
Then don’t call it an Anniversary Special. If you’re not going to acknowledge what came before, just call it a special.
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see and the cool part is i know all about this type of octopus because i fucking LOVE CEPHALOPODS
they live by deep-sea ocean vents. they have no pigment bc shits dark as fuck down there so niggaz dont gotta hide from shit. and they move around by like walking on their back four tentacles and reaching out and touching shit with their front four.
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My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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There were two cats on the show and the one that was real died :( so sad
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So that’s why they’re bringing back Sarah Blake and Jody Mills.
Writers: So. How can we break their hearts this time?
Writers: Oh I know! Let’s go back and kill all the survivors on the show.
THIS. IS. NOT. HAPPENING.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUCK
WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION I MEAN WRITERS WHAT
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I honestly just remembered this story but my neighbour runs a hotel with a library where they have a “take a book, leave a book” policy and one day he went into the library to find that the shelves had been completely cleared out, nothing was left except for one little thing.
What was left behind, you ask?
A single copy of The Book Thief.
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